Scottish Multi Tartan Fun Kilt – Hybrid Utility Unisex Kilt – Worst Kilt Ever Made
Price range: $ 55 through $ 60
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Vibrant multi-colored tartan for a fun, bold look
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Lightweight, breathable, and comfortable for all-day wear
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Spacious side pockets for essentials
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Adjustable leather straps with rust-free metal buckles
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Perfect for festivals, casual wear, parties, and Highland events
Meet the “I Can’t Decide Which Clan I Belong To” 2000 Ultra-Utility Kilt. This isn’t just a garment; it’s a diplomatic crisis in fabric form.
Why You Need This Fashion Emergency:
The “Technicolor Dream-Pleats”: Why settle for one heritage when you can have eight? These pleats are like a pride parade crashed a Presbyterian bake sale.
Maximum Pocketry: It features side cargo pockets large enough to hold a flask of whiskey, a spare haggis, and the heavy burden of your ancestors’ collective confusion.
Industrial Hardware: See those D-rings? They aren’t just for show. They are strategically placed so you can clip on your keys, your water bottle, or perhaps a leash for the unicorn you clearly rode in on.
Scottish Multi Tartan Fun Kilt – Hybrid Utility Unisex Kilt – Worst Kilt Ever Made.
Perfect For:
Confusing your Scottish grandmother.
High-visibility construction work in the Highlands.
Ensuring that if you ever go missing in the woods, search and rescue can spot your pleats from low earth orbit.
Pro Tip: Best worn with a straight face and an absolute refusal to explain yourself to the “Tartan Police.”
Celtic Attire offers the widest collection of Utility Kilt, Leather Kilt, Full Dress Sporrans, Renaissance Sporrans, and Hunting Sporrans.
| Kilt Length |
17Inches/43cm ,18Inches/46cm ,19Inches/48cm ,20Inches/51cm ,21Inches/53cm ,22Inches/56cm ,23Inches/59cm ,24Inches/61cm ,25Inches/63cm ,26Inches/66cm |
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| Waist at NAVAL |
28Inches/71cm ,29Inches/74cm ,30Inches/76cm ,31Inches/79cm ,32Inches/81cm ,33Inches/84cm ,34Inches/86cm ,35Inches/89cm ,36Inches/91cm ,37Inches/94cm ,38Inches/96cm ,39Inches/99cm ,40Inches/102cm ,41Inches/105cm ,42Inches/107cm ,43Inches/109cm ,44Inches/112cm ,45Inches/114cm ,46Inches/117cm ,47Inches/119cm ,48Inches/122cm ,49Inches/124cm ,50Inches/127cm |
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